ON
JANUARY 4TH, 2006, AT 1:23 PM, JOHN CABAJ AND JARED BINGHAM FOUNDED THE UNAUTHORIZED KENNETH COLLEY FAN CLUB, DEVOTED
SOLEY TO THE ONLY MAN EVER PLAY AN IMPERIAL OFFICER IN TWO STAR WARS MOTION PICTURES (THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK AND RETURN
OF THE JEDI), ALONG WITH OTHER SIGNIFICANT ROLES OF NOTE, INCLUDING NICK, MR. BRUNT, AND THE KILLER
(SEE FILMOGRAPHY FOR MORE).
IT IS OUR SOLEMN MISSION TO ASSURE
THAT THE GREATNESS OF THIS MAN ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED AMONG MEN, FOR IT IS HE WHO HAS SHOWN US THAT JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE MAY
NOT ALWAYS PLAY BIG ROLES, DOESN'T MEAN HE CAN'T BE ONE OF THE TOP 50 MEN TO EVER WALK THIS EARTH.
